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A BRAND ALL ABOUT SAYING GOODNIGHT TO WORKDAY - NO MATTER WHAT LINE OF WORK YOU'RE IN!

A BRAND ALL ABOUT SAYING GOODNIGHT TO WORKDAY - NO MATTER WHAT LINE OF WORK YOU'RE IN!

A BRAND ALL ABOUT SAYING GOODNIGHT TO WORKDAY - NO MATTER WHAT LINE OF WORK YOU'RE IN!

A BRAND ALL ABOUT SAYING GOODNIGHT TO WORKDAY - NO MATTER WHAT LINE OF WORK YOU'RE IN!

A BRAND ALL ABOUT SAYING GOODNIGHT TO WORKDAY - NO MATTER WHAT LINE OF WORK YOU'RE IN!

A BRAND ALL ABOUT SAYING GOODNIGHT TO WORKDAY - NO MATTER WHAT LINE OF WORK YOU'RE IN!

A BRAND ALL ABOUT SAYING GOODNIGHT TO WORKDAY - NO MATTER WHAT LINE OF WORK YOU'RE IN!

A BRAND ALL ABOUT SAYING GOODNIGHT TO WORKDAY - NO MATTER WHAT LINE OF WORK YOU'RE IN!

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Back to the (Not-So) Grind: Pondering the Return to Reality During PTO
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December 20, 2023
by Bob The CEO

Back to the (Not-So) Grind: Pondering the Return to Reality During PTO

Ah, the blissful haze of PTO (Paid Time Off). Just when you thought...
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  • The Holiday Mirage: When Time Off Feels Like an Alternate Universe
    • Bob the CEO
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    December 20, 2023
    by Bob The CEO

    The Holiday Mirage: When Time Off Feels Like an Alternate Universe

    Ah, the holidays! That magical time of year when the twinkling ligh...
  • The Irony of PTO: My First Day Off During the Holiday Season
    • Bob the CEO
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    December 20, 2023
    by Bob The CEO

    The Irony of PTO: My First Day Off During the Holiday Season

    Ah, the sweet scent of freedom! Today marks my first day of PTO (Pa...
  • It's 2023! Get Movin' In Your Career Today! 🪜📈
    • Bob the CEO
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    December 09, 2023
    by Bob The CEO

    It's 2023! Get Movin' In Your Career Today! 🪜📈

    I'm not using my PTO for work related training! No & no! Expens...
  • You Are Now Part Of A Corporate Bedtime Experiment 🌃
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    December 09, 2023
    by Bob The CEO

    You Are Now Part Of A Corporate Bedtime Experiment 🌃

    Welcome to Goodnight Corporate America... Again... 🙄 You are now p...
  • ☕️ ESPRESSO DREAMS 😴 Customer Order Nightmare!
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    December 09, 2023
    by Bob The CEO

    ☕️ ESPRESSO DREAMS 😴 Customer Order Nightmare!

    She thought it was time to make 1,000,0000 Customer Orders... ALL O...
  • A Nightmare Bedtime Story
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    December 09, 2023
    by Bob The CEO

    A Nightmare Bedtime Story

    It was a dark & stormy night in Atlanta, GA...
  • Donuts, Hot Dogs & Ponies... Oh My! 🦄
    December 09, 2023
    by Bob The CEO

    Donuts, Hot Dogs & Ponies... Oh My! 🦄

    When people don't understand the assignment!
  • Be Kind To Your Barista 💚
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    December 09, 2023
    by Bob The CEO

    Be Kind To Your Barista 💚

    Stop ordering all that extra sh** in the drive thru please!
  • The Company Budget
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    December 09, 2023
    by Bob The CEO

    The Company Budget

    They say there's no budget for this in that, but execs are all part...
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