How The CEO Almost Stole Christmas 8.5 oz Candle

How the CEO Almost Stole Christmas Candle (⇀ ヮ •`)

*** Welcome to Goodnight Corporate America's Shop, where celebrating life beyond the 9-to-5 is our specialty! ***

→ A little twist on a classic, but in this case it features one of our main 9-5'ers, "BOB THE CEO!"
This candle features the scent of "Sweet Spiked Vanilla Eggnog," with slight hints of "The CEO just cut the holiday bonus to a "% of a %," but they still wish you all the best this holiday season! ( •_•)

Light up the scent of "Sweet Spiked Vanilla Eggnog," and that fake smile you're wearing at the Company Holiday party! (Because they could have just given you your FULL BONUS and instead cut back on the open bar, Santa Band and that venue that packed 5,000 people when only 1200 showed up for the event! ;) $$$

This 8.5 oz Coconut Blend candle has been "HAND-POURED, in FISCAL QUARTER 4 ;)" so be sure to light this one up when you hit your quarterly numbers!

*** What makes this hand-poured candle special you ask? ***
→ Coconut Soy Blend Candle
→ 8.5 oz. Candle
→ Crackling Wood Wick - Produces a soft ambient crackling sound.
(Unlike the repetitious "DING" reminder sound when multiple people join your video conference call late!)
→ Clean Burning
→ Clean Scent
→ Phthalate free
→ Up to 32+ Hour Burn Time
→ Made by a 9-5'er just like you... probably! :)

*** IMPORTANT INFO ***
→ Always burn this candle within YOUR SIGHT!
→ Keep away from children & pets!
→ Keep away from anything that is flammable!
→ Do not burn your candle for more than 4 hours in one lighting session.
→ Keep your wick trimmed to 1/4".
→ Stop burning your candle when 1/2" of unmelted wax remains in your jar.

**** Frequently Asked Questions ****

*** Production & Processing Time ***
→ Our processing time is 1-2 business days. (If you need your order sooner, please send us a message and we will see how we can help.

*** The Listing ***
→ This listing is for the one item as described, not a combination. (Single Candle)

*** Ordering Your Item ***
→ Select your candle in the dropdown.
→ Select your Quantity.
→ Choose 'Add to Cart.'
→ Check out with one of the available payment options.

Thanks so much for stopping by & we hope all YOUR OFFICE MEETINGS end on time this week! :)