Just In Case That Meeting Never Ends Candle (⇀ ヮ •`) from Goodnight Corporate America.
*** Welcome to Goodnight Corporate America's Shop, where celebrating life beyond the 9-to-5 is our specialty! ***
This delicious "Yummy Banana Bread & Butter" scented candle is for all the people out there in the world that find themselves stuck in a MEETING that never seems to end ON TIME!
→ The ones where the meeting host says, "Anyone have anything else...?' and that ONE PERSON throws in another 3 topics for good measure causing your meeting not to end on time and you to be late TO LUNCH!
We feel for not only ourselves, but you too! ( •_•)
This 8.5 oz Coconut Blend candle has been "HAND-POURED, in FISCAL QUARTER 4 ;)" & features the delicious scent of "Yummy Banana Bread & Butter," with subtle hints of "Your Co-Workers who won't shut up so you can get off the freakin' conference call! A perfect gift for someone else or YOURSELF! :)
*** What makes this hand-poured candle special you ask? ***
→ Coconut Soy Blend Candle
→ 8.5 oz. Candle
→ Crackling Wood Wick - Produces a soft ambient crackling sound.
(Unlike the repetitious "DING" reminder sound when multiple people join your video conference call late!)
→ Clean Burning
→ Clean Scent
→ Phthalate free
→ Up to 32+ Hour Burn Time
→ Made by a 9-5'er just like you... probably! :)
*** IMPORTANT INFO ***
→ Always burn this candle within YOUR SIGHT!
→ Keep away from children & pets!
→ Keep away from anything that is flammable!
→ Do not burn your candle for more than 4 hours in one lighting session.
→ Keep your wick trimmed to 1/4".
→ Stop burning your candle when 1/2" of unmelted wax remains in your jar.
**** Frequently Asked Questions ****
*** Production & Processing Time ***
→ Our processing time is 1-2 business days. (If you need your order sooner, please send us a message and we will see how we can help.
*** The Listing ***
→ This listing is for the one item as described, not a combination. (Single Candle)
*** Ordering Your Item ***
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Thanks so much for stopping by & we hope all YOUR OFFICE MEETINGS end on time this week! :)